I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
