have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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