Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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