so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
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Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
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Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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