oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
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some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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