had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
he fucked my hip out of place.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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