we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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