Pants 0. Shit 1.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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