I just saw a hot homeless man
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
