question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
