He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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