Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
my sisters under your porch take her home
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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