I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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