Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Who died my cat blue again?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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