so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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