The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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