why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
why do cheetos always look like penises
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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