I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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