My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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