Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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