There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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