My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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