Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I FOUND THE LEGS
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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