They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
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The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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