thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
two words...techno handjob
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
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Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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