Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
My liver just had a heart attack.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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