are you still at the devil's house?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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