3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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