did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Randomize
