Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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