His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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