So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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