I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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