atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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