Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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