turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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