I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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