i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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