Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
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Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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