you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
foreskin is a definite game changer
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
