I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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