How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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