There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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