it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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