that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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