I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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