is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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