I don't think brook has ever known best
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
