Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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