escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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