Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Rumble strips road head = magical
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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