I wannas sexs uuuuu
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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