do herpes really smell.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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