Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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