Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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