I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
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a search helicopter?!
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
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She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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