Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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