i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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